If I were the kind of lady who wrote about the pumpkin chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches she just made on the internet on the regular, those ice cream sandwiches would probably look better than this. They would probably be on a pretty plate instead of the tinfoil they’re going to a dinner party in. They would not be a teensy bit burnt because those ladies probably didn’t get distracted by cleaning out the clogged bathroom shower drain while the cookies were in the oven because those kinds of ladies don’t get distracted and probably don’t have gunk in their shower drain, either.

And so I spent too much time reading the internet this weekend. By reading the internet, I mean looking at pictures on the internet. By that, I mean this. Mostly I mean that I haven’t done a single useful thing today.